dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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