watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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