The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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