they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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