K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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