The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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