Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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