He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Shame - the story of my life.
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