im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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