D3 body, D1 cock
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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