Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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