Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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