new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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