My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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