its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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