Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.