I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just googled if crying burns calories
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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