Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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