I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I use my feet as sexual weapons
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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