Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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