just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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