i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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