i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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