it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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