so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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