Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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