So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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