Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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