Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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