Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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