if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
false alarm. still invincible.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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