ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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