It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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