Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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