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i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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