it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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