I wanna bring you to show and tell
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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