You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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