SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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