no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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