Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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