She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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