I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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