At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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