A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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