I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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