Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Let's paint friendship bongs
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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