Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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