I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
4 words: hood of his car
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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