Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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