when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
there is glitter all over my balls
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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