i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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