hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
