so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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