I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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