Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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