Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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