I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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